Alfred Jones: Action Hero

joywillcome:

you know that kids tv show you like? well GUESS WHAT it’s actually all imagined by that one character and they actually have a mental disorder and they imagine the other characters because they’re sad or someone died or something it’s all in their head and not stuff that is happening for real in the show! 

mind blown so sad my childhood is forever ruined 

Well, you can always wash me then~

That might be fun~

You would too if you had to take cold baths as a city. *smirks* Although… we could make the shower a bit… steamier.

Oh~ That sound fun~ Even though I just got out.

*hugs* "so how's it going sweetie?"

*hugs back* Good! You?

Does anyone wanna listen to a scary story?

fortroughs:

Once there was an ugly monster named Edgar

He was so mean and ugly that he killed everyone

image

the end.

2 Spooky

historicalhetalia-haven:

thesouschef:

HAPPY FATHER’S DAY!

STILL SCREAMING

historicalhetalia-haven:

thesouschef:

HAPPY FATHER’S DAY!

STILL SCREAMING

*She looks at him* "O-ok. ok. good. We're good now." ((You have no idea how much fun I'm having lol))

Awesome. Thumbs up all around.

Towel reaction: You better not have used up all the hot water, again.

I never use all the hot water sweetie. You just like it hotter than I like it.

"G-go get dressed." ((Omg I am laughing so hard right now XD lol))

“I am getting dressed. Right now. I am doing it as we speak. I am dressed.” ((Glad you’re enjoying this.))

blauekornblume:

*raises hands in surrender and leaves*

-comes out later, still red and mumbles an apology-

I’m sorry too. Didn’t mean to barge in.